Janet's Blog

Only one in which there was no brilliant, cranky Head Doctor who would come up with the solution and heal me of my infirmities.

A couple of weeks ago, during a visit by my mom on Sunday, I got very cold. Teeth-chatteringly cold. After our card game was over and she went home, I went to bed and huddled under many blankets. Brian discovered that I actually had a pretty high fever. So he called the oncologist on call, who suggested taking some tylenol and watching my temperature, and if there was no improvement, come to the hospital in the morning.

The next morning there wasn't an improvement (although I felt immensely better), so my nurse practitioner told me to come in, have blood drawn, get a chest ex-ray, and then go up to "bedside" in the infusion area (a opposed to the area where the infusion chairs are), where they got all freaked out about my "shortness of breath" (with my stomach all bloated, of course my lungs can't fill up really well), so they did the test where they do your blood pressure lying down, then sitting, then standing. They did this several times. Of course my blood pressure is very low to begin with, but it's especially erratic since they have to use either my right forearm or my leg.

Their results were so alarming that they decided I needed a CT scan of my chest. This makes me cry, because it means insertion of an IV. They eventually get the thing inserted, and then it turns out that the only CT machine available is in the ER...when I get down to ER, the CT technicians look at my IV and say, "Oh no, that one's too small." Blarrrrrg. So I get to cry again as they stab me again in the arm. They made a mess of it, too, and got blood on my fuzzy "Snoop Dog" hat. It also turns out that I have developed an allergy to the iodine conrast, so I couldn't breathe for a short while after the test. They didn't believe me and thought I was just "freaking out."

So they take me back to "bedside," where my oncologist agrees that I should be admitted.

Sadly they could not admit me directly to a room, but I had to go through ER. So I sat in triage in ER for several hours. Then a room opened up in ER and I had an EKG, many blood tests (with blood taken both from my port and from my arm) The ER doctor came in and told me my CT scan showed a pulmonary embolism. Then, no it was actually a "chronic embolism" which means it was a blood clot that was surrounded by other tissue and had been there for a long time and wasn't doing any harm, but perhaps I should have a mesh thingy surgically implanted to keep blood clots from my legs from reaching any vital organs.

Then they finally admitted me to the hospital proper, and I was put into a double room with a diabetic woman who had been there a month and complained constantly.

I can't say I blame her.

So then the doctors decided I didn't have an embolism at all, and that my low blood pressure/shortness of breath might be pneumonia or some kind of viral or bacterial infection. So they started giving me crazy amounts of antibiotics, at which point I developed horrible digestive issues. They had to bring me a bedside commode. They thought maybe whatever infection I was dealing with was making me anemic, so they decided to give me a blood transfusion. (It turns out I am type A-positive, which I did not know before).

They kept coming to test my blood--they had to take blood both from my port, and from another spot in my arm (in case it was the port that was infected)--and every test they wanted to do they told me, "We'll have the results in three days." But you already TOOK blood for tests and it's been three days....where are those results? Grrrrr.

I developed a dry cough (they were giving me oxygen at night because I was having some trouble getting enough air), so the respiratory people got all excited and wanted to give me this test where they made me breathe albuterol through a tube and then after a few minutes of this, spit sputum into a cup for testing. Well, my cough was a DRY cough. They were never able to get a sample from me, although they tried twice.

The freaky thing is that they also made my roommate do the albuterol thing and try to spit into the little cup, and then when she got discharged (after a month, the poor lady), and then they did it to the next roommate I had. I wonder if there was something going around the hospital, or what.

After about seven days of misery and crappy food and trying (sometimes unsuccessfully) to make it to the commode, they sent a physical therapist, who brought me a walker, a theraband, and a little pedal thing that sits on the floor and is sort of like a thing that makes whatever chair you're in into a recumbent bicycle. Great. Thanks, now I get to have a walker again. And the theraband was for my arms. I took the walker and theraband home; I'm not sure if I was supposed to keep the pedal thing or not, but I decided it was stupid and the hospital PT was useless. (I'm now getting PT at home, and she actually gave me USEFUL exercises to do.)

They never did decide what I might be infected with...if it was bacterial, viral, side effects from Xeloda, or what. So I got discharged after about nine days, just in time to go to Brian's graduation, weaker than I have been in a long time, coughing, and wearing a diaper.

Luckily I am getting stronger. I'm still wearing a diaper, though (at least I am today)...and I've got a bedside commode (which I have not needed yet, thank goodness because I've been sleeping very deeply), a walker for very long walks, and my feet swell up like sausages. I ranted to my oncologist and expressed relief that all the tests at least confirmed that I do not have EBOLA. I don't think he appreciated my outrage, because of course they've got my best interests in mind and are concerned for my welfare.

I FELT BETTER BEFORE BEING HOSPITALIZED.

Grrrrr. I hope there WAS some kind of bug floating around my system that got killed, because I'm pissed off and hate having to try to rebuild my strength and deal with the cough and the digestive issues. OH, also food is now disgusting to me I think because of the medications I've been given (usually antibiotics do this) or maybe the Xeloda itself is messing up my appetite. I don't have any nausea, it's just that when I put food into my mouth, it tastes all gross and metallic and I lose interest in swallowing it. It's even worse when there's a distinctive texture. It's sort of like I'll chew a mouthful of food, and then suddenly I realize that I have this nasty blob of chewed food in my mouth that I can't quite bring myself to swallow, but you can't spit it out.

I bet House could figure it out.

Labels: Brian, CT scan, hospital, mom, physical therapy, Xeloda

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